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FRIDAY! - Gas contest

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FRIDAY! - Gas contest

Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a
contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank
of gas.

When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the
contest.

"If you win, you're entitled to free sex,"said the attendant.

"How do we enter?" asked the first man.

"Well, I'm thinking of a number between one and 10, if you guess right,
you win free sex."

"O.K. I guess seven," said the first man.

"Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant. "Come back soon
and try again"

The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas. When
they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the
contest was still going on.

"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between one and
10, if you guess right. You win free sex."

"Two," said the second man

"Sorry, I was thinking of three," replied the attendant. "Come back soon
and try again."

As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second
man,"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."

"No way," said the second man. "My wife won twice last week."
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