The Birds and the Bees
A father asked his 12-year-old son if he knew about the birds and
the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
"Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Santa
speech."
At seven, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny speech."
When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Tooth Fairy
speech."
"If you're going to tell me now that grownups don't really get
laid,
I'll have nothing left to live for."
