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2017-05-26 Friday Humor (Follow the $$$...)

Dale_Rosema
23-Emerald III

2017-05-26 Friday Humor (Follow the $$$...)

Have a terrific weekend - especially those in the states. Be bless this Memorial Day weekend and be thankful for the sacrifice of those that have gone on before us.

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that:

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is power.

2. Time is money

As every engineer knows: Power = Work/Time

Since:

Knowledge = Power

Time = Money

It follows that:

Knowledge = Work/Money

Solving for Money, we get:

Money = Work/Knowledge

Note that, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches Infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

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Hahaha I really love check this (it feels better at work, the sensation that my boss could get angry)

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