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You might be an engineer if:
... everyone else on the Alaskan Cruise is on deck peering at the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room.
...in college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
...the salespeople at Best Buy can't answer any of your questions.