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What did the tectonic plates say to each other after the earthquake?
It's not my fault man!
Why was the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?
He had more degrees.
A physicist gets pulled over. The Cap says, "Do you know how fast you were going!?"
Physicist says, "No, but I know exactly where I was."