Have a great weekend. (Happy opening day of deer season if you are from Michigan - Be safe)
Professionals at the staffing agency Robert Half International have seen a lot of peculiar résumés. Here are some favorite gaffes, followed by wisecracks from the pros:
- Education: “I have a bachelorette degree in computers.” (The pajama party starts at 7 p.m.)
- Tools: “Human brain 1.0.” (We’ll wait for the upgrade.)
- References: “My landscaper.” (A reference who will give you two green thumbs up.)
- Date of Employment: “2002–9999.” (She’s earned her gold watch!)
- Experience: “Worked successfully on a team of one.” (I assume you all got along?)
