Next weeks is Thanksgiving in the States, so give thanks for all that you have been blessed with: Family, Jobs, Friendships.... (& Humor)
Q: Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?
A: A poul-tree.
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs?
A: Because if they dropped them, they would break.
Q: What sound does a limping turkey make?
A: Wobble, wobble!