Count your blesssings, name them one by one, .....
Have a great Thanksgiving if you are in the US. If not, take a moment to think of all the blessings in your life.
Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
A: Goblet.
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
Q: What did sick people do on the Mayflower?
A: They went to the dock!
“Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.”—Erma Bombeck
