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2021-05-07 Friday Humor (Playing in the dirt.....)

Dale_Rosema
23-Emerald III

2021-05-07 Friday Humor (Playing in the dirt.....)

After a week and a half of detention (quarantine - exposed, but not sick), here are some thoughts for the weekend.

Take some quiet time to focus on those around you, those you love and see what you can do to make a difference. Call someone who is homebound and let them know they were on your mind.

 

 

 

Engineers vs. God

One day a group of engineers got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. They picked one engineer to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.

 

The engineer walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."

God listened patiently to the man and after the engineer was done talking, God said, "Very well! How about this? Let's have a man-making contest."

 

The man replied, "Okay, great!" But God added, "Now we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."

 

The engineers said, "Sure, no problem." He bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.

God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. Go get your own dirt!"

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Welcome back Dale!

Marco
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