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2021-09-10 Friday Humor (..... they said, "What?!...."

Dale_Rosema
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2021-09-10 Friday Humor (..... they said, "What?!...."

Have a terrific weekend. Enjoy the time recharging your batteries,,,

 

The Recommended Practices Committee of the International Society of Philosophical Engineers' Universal Law for Naive Engineers

 

Law #13: Salespeople's claims for performance should be multiplied by a factor of 0.25.

Law #14: Installation and Operating Instructions shipped with the device will be promptly discarded by the Receiving Department.

Law #15: Any device requiring service or adjustment will be the least accessible.

Law #16: Service conditions as given on specifications will be exceeded.

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Hah hah! Good one.

As a PM I can firmly tell you that project managers really believe in this adjusted one:


@Dale_Rosema wrote:

Have a terrific weekend. Enjoy the time recharging your batteries,,,

 

The Recommended Practices Committee of the International Society of Philosophical Engineers' Universal Law for Naive Engineers

 

Law #13: Salespeople's claims for < insert name of Project/Solution/Application aspect here > should be multiplied by a factor of 0.25.


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