You may be an engineer if.....
... you have ever save a power cord from a broken appliance.
... you have ever purchase an appliance "as-is".
... you are in the habit of destroying thing to see "how they work".
... you can type 70 words per minute, but you can't read your own hand writing.
... you have more friends on the internet than in real life.
... and to all those friends, have blessed weekend.