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Re: Good Morning

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Good Morning

I Just wanted to wish all Seasons Greetings and thanx for all you have done to help each other and and make our days easier to put up with.

Paul Adams

P.S.
Terry stay away from too much chocolate...........

Peace
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RE: Good Morning

Paul,
Allow me to relate a "motto" - if you will - from a fellow I met
some years ago. As he put it: "I believe that if you consume enough
chocolate you will never die. If you DO die, it simply meant that you didn't
eat enough". I can neither confirm or deny this belief, but I would suggest
that Terry indulge to her heart's content. Besides, standing between someone
and their chocolate is NEVER a good idea.

Cheers, regards, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Kwanzaa, Joyous Noel,
Happy Holidays, and best wishes for the airing of grievances and feats of
strength during Festivus.

Jim Jan

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I heard on the news yesterday, that some company in Illinois is making
Festivus trees out of an Aluminum tube and sold about 250 last year and
this year, so far, they've sold just over 500 pieces.

Let the airing of grievances begin!

Bob
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It's not often that I bust out laughing when reading my e-mail, but that is
hilarious.

Mike

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And let us not forget the feats of strength.

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I believe the alu-minium pole has a high strength to weight ray-shee-o!

Merry Christmas,

Mark
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I for one leave the aluminum pole up all year. I find one day is
insufficient for the airing of grievances. Feats of strength however are
still reserved for Festivus eve.
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Twelve BUGS of Christmas



For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

See if they can do it again.



For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.



For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.



For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Run with the debugger

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.



For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Ask for a dump

Run with the debugger

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.



For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Reinstall the software

Ask for a dump

Run with the debugger

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.



For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Say they need an upgrade

Reinstall the software

Ask for a dump

Run with the debugger

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.



For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Find a way around it

Say they need an upgrade

Reinstall the software

Ask for a dump

Run with the debugger

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.



For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Blame it on the hardware

Find a way around it

Say they need an upgrade

Reinstall the software

Ask for a dump

Run with the debugger

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.



For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Change the documentation

Blame it on the hardware

Find a way around it

Say they need an upgrade

Reinstall the software

Ask for a dump

Run with the debugger

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.



For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Say it's not supported

Change the documentation

Blame it on the hardware

Find a way around it

Say they need an upgrade

Reinstall the software

Ask for a dump

Run with the debugger

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.



For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me

Tell them it's a feature

Say it's not supported

Change the documentation

Blame it on the hardware

Find a way around it

Say they need an upgrade

Reinstall the software

Ask for a dump

Run with the debugger

Try to reproduce it

Ask them how they did it and

See if they can do it again.

- Author unknown



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Is there such a thing as TOO much chocolate?


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There's a very smart man!! Smiley Happy


(never thought I would say those words *ducking*)....just remember if you
throw things at me.. make them chocolate .. Smiley Happy




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RE: Good Morning

OK, that 12 days thing inspired me to tweak it for PTC:



Happy holidays everyone.







For the first bug of Christmas, PTC said to me:



     See if they can do it again.



For the second bug of Christmas, PTC said to me:



     Ask them how they did it and

     See if they can do it again.



For the third bug of Christmas, PTC said to me:



     Can you send the files?

     Ask them how they did it and

     See if they can do it again.



For the fourth bug of Christmas, PTC said to me:



     We can't reproduce it

     Can you send the files?

     Ask them how they did it and

     See if they can do it again.



For the fifth bug of Christmas, PTC said to me:



     Wrong graphics card!

     We can't reproduce it

     Can you send the files?

     Ask them how they did it and

     See if they can do it again.



For the sixth bug of Christmas, PTC said to me:



     Intended Functionality

     Wrong graphics card!

     We can't reproduce it

     Can you send the files?

     Ask them how they did it and

     See if they can do it again.



For the seventh bug of Christmas, PTC said to me:



     Try a newer build

     Intended Functionality

     Wrong graphics card!

     We can't reproduce it

     Can you send the files?

     Ask them how they did it and

     See if they can do it again.



For the eighth bug of Christmas, PTC said to me:



     Explain it one more time?

     Try a newer build

     Intended Functionality

     Wrong graphics card!

     We can't reproduce it

     Can you send the files?

     Ask them how they did it and

     See if they can do it again.



For the ninth bug of Christmas, PTC said to me:



     Unsupported hardware

     Explain it one more time?

     Try a newer build

     Intended Functionality

     Wrong graphics card!

     We can't reproduce it

     Can you send the files?

     Ask them how they did it and

     See if they can do it again.



For the tenth bug of Christmas, PTC said to me:



     File an enhancement

     Unsupported hardware

     Explain it one more time?

     Try a newer build

     Intended Functionality

     Wrong graphics card!

     We can't reproduce it

     Can you send the files?

     Ask them how they did it and

     See if they can do it again.



For the eleventh bug of Christmas, PTC said to me:



     12 step work around

     File an enhancement

     Unsupported hardware

     Explain it one more time?

     Try a newer build

     Intended Functionality

     Wrong graphics card!

     We can't reproduce it

     Can you send the files?

     Ask them how they did it and

     See if they can do it again.



For the twelfth bug of Christmas, PTC said to me:



     Sorry, you can't do that    

     12 step work around

     File an enhancement

     Unsupported hardware

     Explain it one more time?

     Try a newer build

     Intended Functionality

     Wrong graphics card!

     We can't reproduce it

     Can you send the files?

     Ask them how they did it and

     See if they can do it again.

Doug Schaefer
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Doug Schaefer | Experienced Mechanical Design Engineer
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