SOLVED
I couldn't find this answer anywhere so I kept trying and trying.
I literally scoured the web and FINALLY discovered a book with codes in it.
I went through the thousands of code and tried the ones I thought would work.
Simply add these lines to your config file and you will be able to load gigantic assemblies in just a few minutes.
It would take me over an hour before and now they open in under a minute.
Its literally unbelievable.
ALLOW_FREEZE_FAILED_ASSY_COMP=yes
dm_http_compression_level=0
NT_CACHE_DIRS YES
INSTANCE_SEARCH_EXHAUSTIVE no
dir_cache_max 10000
-Branden