Our work is being monitored by three separate government agencies.
They are the Organization for Undermining Technology, the Top Secret
Techies, and the Intelligence Destabilization Xperiment.
The next time you go online, these files automatically upload to these
respective agencies so they can properly monitor your activities.
If you are deemed a threat, they will pay you a visit. We aren't sure if
they recruit users or just make them disappear.
Either way, don't worry about them... Everything will be OK... Trust in
your government to protect you!
Have a nice day!
Frederick Burke
