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"If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump
seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each."

"In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is
going on." "This person must be fired."

"In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of
Incompetence." "Work is accomplished by those employees who have not
reached their level of incompetence."

"Those who can, do."
"Those who cannot teach."
"Those who can't teach, administer"
"Those who cannot even administer, become consultants."

"The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers."

"When a body is immersed in water, the telephone rings."

"The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with."

"Great discoveries are made by mistake."

"A good listener is usually thinking about something else"

"Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position."

"A friend in need is a pest indeed."

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

"It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end."

"When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane."

"The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train."

"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film."

"Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first."

"Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking."

"If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting
on your pants."

"It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere."

"I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork."

"A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and
the blinking red light."

"The hardest part of skating is the ice."

"The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate

"In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?"

"If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll
believe you, but if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he
will always touch it to be sure."

"I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away."

"If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?"

"Hot glass looks same as cold glass."

"Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups."

"Someday is not a day of the week."

"Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate."

"Nobody makes a greater mistake than when he does nothing because he could
only do a little."

Glen R. Wisham
Technical Support Engineer
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