Red Neck Vacation
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells
Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this
year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your
advice about where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene
got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas and Earlene got
pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant
again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."
