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2020-01-24 Friday Humor (Don't force the issue....)

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Topaz II

2020-01-24 Friday Humor (Don't force the issue....)

Have a great weekend. Be blessed.

 

A uniform beam walks into a bar.

The barman asks, “What would you like, good sir?”

The beam replies…. “Ummm… just give me a moment.”

 

 

Cleint:                   “How do you estimate how long a project will take?”

Engineer:             “I add the time needed for each activity, then multiply by pi.”

Client:                   “Why multiply by pi?”

Engineer:             “It explains why my estimates are always irrational.”