Have a great weekend. Be blessed.
A uniform beam walks into a bar.
The barman asks, “What would you like, good sir?”
The beam replies…. “Ummm… just give me a moment.”
Cleint: “How do you estimate how long a project will take?”
Engineer: “I add the time needed for each activity, then multiply by pi.”
Client: “Why multiply by pi?”
Engineer: “It explains why my estimates are always irrational.”
