I am using up more PTO and will not be in the office much over the next few weeks.
Have a blessed Christ-mas. Enjoy time with your loved ones. Cherish the moments.
See ya next year - at least at the PTCooler...
It is understood that Santa has declined this year the tradition of squeezing down a sooty chimney to deliver presents at Christmas. Reports are that he is worried about his carbon footprint...
This Christmas will be a good time for playing the sock market.
Last year Santa got sick. He came down with the flue when he came down my chimney.
A long time ago I was at Santa’s workshop telling lots of jokes. He got a little upset with me because the elves were not getting their work done so he had the elves lock me into a closet until I could come up with another joke that he had never heard. I couldn’t think of anything,
so I said, “O pun the door”.
My wife, shortly before Christmas, told me she wanted something able to go from 0-100 in around 4 seconds ... It goes without saying that she wanted a new car. But being a bit of a cheapskate.
I bought her a scale for Christmas!!
