Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can't drink and derive...
Q: Why wont Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
A: It's too cubed.
Q: What's the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?
A: A natural log cabin!
Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?
A: Prime Rib!
Q: What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe?
A: Zero.
Q: Why?
A: Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!
Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
A: "I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."
Q: What does the Ph.D. in math with a job say to the Ph.D. in math without a job?
A: "Paper or plastic?"
Q: What's the derivative of Amazon with respect to cost of shipping?
A: Amazon Prime!
Be blessed and have a terrific weekend.
Dale
