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May 04, 2018
07:31 AM

2018-05-04 Friday Humor (Mathematical)

Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

A: Because you can't drink and derive...

Q: Why wont Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?

A: It's too cubed.

Q: What's the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?

A: A natural log cabin!

Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?

A: Prime Rib!

Q: What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe?

A: Zero.

Q: Why?

A: Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!

Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?

A: "I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."

Q: What does the Ph.D. in math with a job say to the Ph.D. in math without a job?

A: "Paper or plastic?"

Q: What's the derivative of Amazon with respect to cost of shipping?

A: Amazon Prime!

Be blessed and have a terrific weekend.

Dale

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