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2019-11-08 Friday Humor (Hold the line....)

Topaz II

2019-11-08 Friday Humor (Hold the line....)

Have blessed weekend. Enjoy time with the ones you love. Make some memories.

 

(On the phone)

Me: I have a Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer that is defective.

Customer Rep: Ma’am, we’ll need the exact name of the item. Do you have the box?

Me: No, but it’s the Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer.

Customer Rep: Ma’am, we’ll need the box so we can have the exact name of the product.

Me: Hold on. I’ll run out to my garage and get the box. [Long pause … ] OK … [huff … puff] I have it. It says … Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer.

Customer Rep: Thank you for that information, ma’am.

 

 

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