Have a great weekend. Don't forget to plan something special for your sweetie for next weekend.
Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A: A roamin’ numeral.
Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.
The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.