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2021-09-17 Friday Humor (... finding fault...)

Dale_Rosema
22-Sapphire I

2021-09-17 Friday Humor (... finding fault...)

Gotta love fall!  Going to be a beautiful day here. Enjoy time out in creation around you.

 

 

The Recommended Practices Committee of the International Society of Philosophical Engineers' Universal Law for Naive Engineers

 

Law #17: If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault.

Law #18: Identical units which test in an identical fashion will not behave in an identical fashion in the field.

Law #19: If, in engineering practice, a safety factor is sent through the service experience at an ultimate value, an ingenious idiot will promptly calculate a method to exceed said safety factor.

Law #20: Warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.

Law #21: The rule for engineers: "Change the data to fit the curve."

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