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Friday Humor 2017-03-31 (Changing times)

Dale_Rosema
23-Emerald III

Friday Humor 2017-03-31 (Changing times)

Have a terrific weekend and don't get to fooled tomorrow.

How many first year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a second year subject.

How many second year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the rest of the class copies the report.

How many third year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?

"Will this question be on the final exam?"

How many civil engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier.

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They simply redefine darkness as the industry standard.

How many computer engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

"Why bother? The socket will be obsolete in six months anyway."

How many mechanical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, one to calculate the force required, one to design a tool with which to turn the bulb, one to design a comfortable-but functional- hand grip, and one to use all this equipment.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for

Thanks, Dale

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Well done

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