Windchill's Laws:
1. If anything can go wrong with Windchill, it will, and at the most inopportune time.
2. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong with Windchill, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong, and it will happen first.
3. If anything just cannot go wrong with Windchill, it will anyway.
4. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong with Windchill, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
5. Left to themselves, things in Windchill tend to go from bad to worse.
6. If everything seems to be going well in Windchill, you have obviously overlooked something.
7. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw in Windchill, hidden flaw simply being only the first of many to show itself.
