@LucMeekes wrote:
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What is that called? An icebear on the north-pole catches a fish, and at exactly at that same time, in NIgeria a chimp falls from a tree.
Answer: see below
@LucMeekes wrote:
Pure coincidence!
You're getting little over 50 and a half year, which is where we ar at now, since 1970-1-1.
Recently, indications have been found that Covid-19 may have been around already since before dec 2019...
Pure coincidence, eh? Nice try, Luc, but a bit of digging reveals the truth.
- An experiment to monitor heart activity in a variety of species was underway. Each of the selected creatures had an internal implant with nanomaterials measuring muscle stretch and nerve activity. It also included a transceiver for transmitting results and for control and firmware updates.
- The polar bear catches Fish No AB12357, the decapitation-by-teeth of which causes the transmitter to send an alert code that frizzled the monitor (to stop it entering the food chain).
- Naturally, a software error occurred, which caused the signal to be sent to Mammal No AB12357.
- Mammal No AB12357 was an old chimp.
- The kill signal caused damage to the chimp's heart and it entered fast atrial fibrillation, passed out, fell out of a tree, and had an unfortunate chimp-ground interface.
- It was very similarish in age to this 50-year old chimp, in fact, https://allafrica.com/stories/201910030021.html, which was stuffed for display in a museum. Our chimp, coincidentally I'm sure, was also stuffed for a collection.
- Stuffing a chimp means removing most of the innards, including its muscles and liver.
- There is a market for exotic meat, and the liver (plus a bit of meat) somehow found its way into the hands of an entrepreneur dealing in such things.
- A multimillionaire then acquired the chimp delicacies and enjoyed a nice meal of chimp liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
- Shortly after, the multimillionaire visited China ... someplace called Wuhan (IIRC).
- Did I mention that a secret agency of an unnamed government was also testing out virus delivery systems on apes at the same time?
- Oops.
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Now, I find it a bit of coincidence that you just happened to pick that particular example of a coincidence. Too much of a coincidence, in fact.
Expect a visit from some men in black in the near future. And if they have a somewhat gray, reptilian look to them, I'm sure that's a coincidence too. 😉
Stuart
