Be blessed. Stay warm. And may the (Polar) vortex be with you (and not me).
"What's your favorite thing about mathematics?" "Knot theory." "Yeah, me neither."
Happy Groundhog Day 02-Feb-2019
What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a pistachio?
A green beast who predicts a dry spring, and acts like a nut.
On Groundhog Day, what does it mean if Punxsutawney Phil comes out and sees the village idiot?
Within 6 weeks you'll have a village full of idiots.
What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?
He became a pound hog!
What do you call Punxsutawney Phil's laundry?
Hogwash.
