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2018-08-24 Friday Humor (Too punny...)

Topaz II

2018-08-24 Friday Humor (Too punny...)

Have a terrific weekend and be blessed.

 

What did the tectonic plates say to each other after the earthquake?

    It's not my fault man!

 

Why was the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?

   He had more degrees.

 

A physicist gets pulled over. The Cap says, "Do you know how fast you were going!?"

   Physicist says, "No, but I know exactly where I was."

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