2019-02-01 Friday Humor (.... and I hope you don't see your shadow)

Be blessed. Stay warm. And may the (Polar) vortex be with you (and not me).

"What's your favorite thing about mathematics?" "Knot theory." "Yeah, me neither."

Happy Groundhog Day 02-Feb-2019

What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a pistachio? 
A green beast who predicts a dry spring, and acts like a nut.

On Groundhog Day, what does it mean if Punxsutawney Phil comes out and sees the village idiot?  
Within 6 weeks you'll have a village full of idiots.

What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?
He became a pound hog!

What do you call Punxsutawney Phil's laundry? 
Hogwash.