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Have a terrific weekend. Spend time with the ones you love. Memories last a lifetime.   Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.   I don’t get the point of decimals. I’m more partial to fractions.

It's a joke, right??? I mean, they just missed April Fool's day... https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck

This could be your chance to combine your passion for biking, skiing, running with your work! Details below, and the posting is on our website. Please contact  eu.hr@scott-sports.com   LocationSwitzerland SCOTT Sports SA is an international sporting goods company. We develop, produce and market bikes, motosports, skis and running products worldwide. To consolidate our engineering team in Givisiez (Switzerland) we are seeking a CAD/PDM AdministratorTasks:  - PDM management- Further definition of existing Windchill system- Further deployment of existing Windchill system across sites- Define, document and teach best practices for 3d design and data management- Increase CAD automation and efficiency- Create 2D/3D templates- 3d part library creation- Organise training for new users and new features for existing users- Manage software updates, including all related internal documentation- Follow and propose new software solutions- Manage user groups and security ac

After taking my pooch for a 1 hour plus walk, I am taking a mini-break with her to watch the Macy's parade.  It was so cute, she actually seemed like she was very interested in watching "Astronaut Snoopy" float by. I know many of our friends "over the pond" are busy in their  normal Thursday routines, but here at PTC North America we are getting a day to reflect, celebrate, and feast with our families.    I was "baptized" into the world of CAD, PLM, IoT. and AR when I joined this community just over two years ago. I just absolutely love it!   You are all amazing, and the Community Management Team is thankful for every single Community Member!   Your contributions to the PTC Community are ever so valuable.  Please keep reading, posting, sharing, kudoing, and accepting solutions.  Your contributions are so appreciated!   I am not has funny as @Dale_Rosema but I couldn't resist.  Captured from some Facebook Meme, I thought this w

Count your blesssings, name them one by one, .....   Have a great Thanksgiving if you are in the US. If not, take a moment to think of all the blessings in your life.   Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?A: Goblet.   Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!   Q: What did sick people do on the Mayflower? A: They went to the dock!     “Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.”—Erma Bombeck

Next weeks is Thanksgiving in the States, so give thanks for all that you have been blessed with: Family, Jobs, Friendships....  (& Humor)   Q: Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?A: A poul-tree.   Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?A: The outside!   Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs?A: Because if they dropped them, they would break.   Q: What sound does a limping turkey make?A: Wobble, wobble!

This year's PTC/USER Benelux Event will take place on Friday November 29th, 2019 in Hotel Eindhoven.   We proudly present Martin Neumueller, Michael Fridman, Arnaud van de Veerdonk and Francois Lamy from PTC bringing us the latest and greatest on CAD, MBD, PLM, IoT/AR, etc. You can visit the User Experience Design lab to test new functionality and attend free PTC University trainings. Please register at the PTC/USER Benelux site

Have a great weekend. (Happy opening day of deer season if you are from Michigan - Be safe)   Professionals at the staffing agency Robert Half International have seen a lot of peculiar résumés. Here are some favorite gaffes, followed by wisecracks from the pros:   Education: “I have a bachelorette degree in computers.” (The pajama party starts at 7 p.m.) Tools: “Human brain 1.0.” (We’ll wait for the upgrade.) References: “My landscaper.” (A reference who will give you two green thumbs up.) Date of Employment: “2002–9999.” (She’s earned her gold watch!) Experience: “Worked successfully on a team of one.” (I assume you all got along?)

So, here, at PTC, our new year started in October.  Your Community Manager has been in the center of numerous operational community activities and planning (and I managed to take some PTO days as well :). But, I did get a chance to enjoy some #lifeatptc ("fun stuff") at work too.     Here's a glimpse:   We celebrated Customer Experience Day on Oct. 1st!   CX Day Organizer @ecurtin   Motivational Speakers!     PTC Employee Cruise around Boston Harbor with my pal, David Lee, on October 8th!             First BRUG ( PTC/USER Boston Regional User Group) Meeting with @ScottMorris  and our Boston PTC/USERs at our on Corporate Experience Center  October 15th!      Costume Contest...."C is For  Cookie or Community on October 31st !!!         Digital Transformation (Change) Team  were the "Party Animals" at our Hallowee

Have blessed weekend. Enjoy time with the ones you love. Make some memories.   (On the phone) Me: I have a Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer that is defective. Customer Rep: Ma’am, we’ll need the exact name of the item. Do you have the box? Me: No, but it’s the Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer. Customer Rep: Ma’am, we’ll need the box so we can have the exact name of the product. Me: Hold on. I’ll run out to my garage and get the box. [Long pause … ] OK … [huff … puff] I have it. It says … Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer. Customer Rep: Thank you for that information, ma’am.     Engineer's Motto: If it isn't broken, take it apart and fix it.

Plan to join us.  There will be 4 rooms of presentations from 9 am - 3 pm, a Windchill Admin Roundtable, 12 sponsor tables and plenty of opportunities for networking and discussions.  Non-members are always invited to attend for $30, which includes breakfast, hot lunch.....Sign-up at www.badgerug.com

JOIN US AT THE UPCOMING CHICAGO PTC USER GROUP MEETING ON NOVEMBER 6TH!   Don't miss this opportunity to network with other PTC users and learn new tips and tricks, as we bring together the future minds of the industry. PTC will present on what's happening with IoT and AR, and we will also have Creo and Windchill user presentations (more detailed agenda coming soon).    Date: November 6th, 2019 Time: 6pm-9:30pm Location: mHUB, 965 W Chicago Ave, Chicago, IL 60642 Learn more and register here: http://chicagoptcuser.com

Have a terrific weekend. Happy November!   A client walked into my design studio with a black-and-white flyer. Client: “Can you make a color copy?” Me: ”Do you have the original?” Client: ”No. Just this one.” Me: “Sorry, I can’t make color copies unless I have the original color version.” Client (confused): “Why can’t you just run it through the color copier?”   Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

Have a terrific weekend. (Only two months to Christmas!!)     Cops had no trouble tracking down a woman who allegedly shoplifted from a Toronto-area store. A few minutes earlier, she had interviewed for a job there and left her résumé.     Workers at the Carlsberg brewery in Denmark walked off the job after losing a prized perk: unlimited beer at work. They now have to settle for three beers at lunch. A worker told the Wall Street Journal that wasn’t enough: "I need a beer when I take a cigarette break."

Have a terrific weekend. Spend time with the ones you love.   Did you know: A pumpkin’s circumference divided by a pumpkin’s diameter = Pumpkin Pi     Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? He had no guts.

Have a terrific weekend......     Before leaving my assistant job for greener pastures, I was asked to reply to applicants hoping to replace me. "Very smart and intelligent," my boss had written on one of the applications. "Too good for this job."     How do you get human resources to remember you? Try pulling some of these actual interview stunts. -Balding applicant abruptly excused himself and returned a few minutes later wearing a hairpiece. -Applicant asked to see the reviewer’s résumé to see if the personnel executive was qualified to interview him. -Applicant phoned his therapist during the interview for advice on answering specific questions. -During the interview, an alarm clock went off in the applicant’s briefcase. He apologized and said he had to leave for another interview. -Applicant challenged the interviewer to arm-wrestle

JOIN US AT THE UPCOMING THREE RIVERS PTC USER GROUP MEETING ON OCTOBER 24TH!   Don't miss this opportunity to network with other PTC users and learn new tips and tricks, as we bring together the future minds of the industry. The event is free and lunch will be provided. Learn more and register here: http://3riversptcrug.com/  

Have a terrific weekend during this transition of seasons. ... oh and also hug the ones you love.   Everyone at the company I worked for dressed up for Halloween. One fellow’s costume stumped us. He simply wore slacks and a white T-shirt with a large 98.6 printed across the front in glitter. When someone finally asked what he was supposed to be, he replied, "I’m a temp."   and...   In honor of my brother’s retirement from the police force, my sister-in-law decided to throw a surprise party for him. Plans made in secrecy over a two-month period included catering and entertainment decisions as well as travel accommodations for over 100 friends and relatives from around the country.   At the party, my brother stood up to address his guests. As he looked around the room at everyone who had secretly gathered on his behalf, he shook his head and said, "After 25 years on the police force, I finally know why I never made detective."  

The Twin Cities PTC User Group fall meeting is coming up Thursday October 10th. Sign up using link below. TCPUG Fall Event sign up    

NOPUG October 16, 2019 Meeting  REGISTRATION FOR THE MEETING IS NOW OPEN AT WWW.NOPUG.ORG! Fat Heads Brewery17450 Engle, Lake Abram DriveMiddleburg Heights, OH  44130 Barrel Room   Barrel Room at Fat Heads Brewery The year is rapidly winding down!  We had a great event at NASA in April and look forward to finishing the year in grand style at Fat Heads Brewery!   The theme for the fall meeting will be Model Based Definition (MBD).  Details on the agenda are still being formalized and we will make it available to you via the NOPUG website as well as by email as soon as we can.Some information about the upcoming meeting:1) Food & Drinks in the form of a Dinner Buffet will be provided by NOPUG.  The buffet will be made available to the first 60 meeting registrants - sign up quickly!  The buffet includes 2 entrees and 3 sides.  Water, soda, etc... will also be provided.2) Attendees will be offered 2 drink tickets for alcoholic beverages &nbs

PTC/USER is excited to announce the kick-off for the Boston-based Regional User Group. This event will allow users of PTC products to hear updates on PTC product roadmaps, enjoy customer presentations, and network with other users. The agenda will be posted soon, and refreshments will be served. Please come help cast the vision for this new user group! As the RUG Leader, I would like to invite you to join us on 15th Oct for the Founders meeting at PTC. Please sign up herehttps://www.meetup.com/PTCUSER-Boston-Regional-User-Group/events/264325454/

PTC/USER is excited to announce the kick-off for the Boston-based Regional User Group. This event will allow users of PTC products to hear updates on PTC product roadmaps, enjoy customer presentations, and network with other users. The agenda will be posted soon, and refreshments will be served. Please come help cast the vision for this new user group!As the RUG Leader, I would like to invite you to join us on 15th Oct for the Founders meeting at PTC. Please sign up herehttps://www.meetup.com/PTCUSER-Boston-Regional-User-Group/events/264325454/

Have a terrific weekend!!   Some of my co-workers and I decided to remove the small, wooden suggestion box from our office because it had received so few entries. We stuck the box on top of a seven-foot-high metal storage cabinet and then promptly forgot about it. Months later, when the box was moved during remodeling, we found a single slip of paper inside. The suggestion read, "Lower the box!"

Due to many requests, the Call for Papers Deadline has been extended to Thursday, September 26th!   LiveWorx 2020 will take place on June 8-11 at the Boston Convention and Exhibition Center (BCEC). 7,000+ engineers, manufacturers, product designers, and c-level executives will converge ​in Boston's Innovation Hub for four full days of jam-packed content and we want you and your peers to present!  Tracks Include: ​Aerospace and Defense Automotive and Mobility Life Sciences Oil and Gas Retail Emerging Tech AR CAD PLM IIoT for Products and Services IIoT for the Factory Service Transformation  Workforce of the Future Submit an abstract by September 26th to be considered for the 2020 event. Approved Presenters receive a complimentary 4-Day All-Access Pass, presenter coaching and industry leader recognition from your peers and colleagues. Should you have any questions regarding submitting your abstract, please contact content@liveworx.com. 

Have a terrific weekend. Hug the ones you love.   Classic math Get it   🙂     And for those who like Roman numerals.