2018-09-28 Friday Humor (What's gnu....)

Have a terrific weekend:

One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9." St. Thomas looked very confused and asked St. Peter: "What does the teacher mean?" St.Peter replied: "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas."

Q: What's a polar bear?
A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.