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August 27, 2021
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2021-08-27 Friday Humor (continuing education credits.....)

  • August 27, 2021
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Have a great weekend. Enjoy the upcoming change in seasons. Remember those first days (off to school) with those with younger kids.

 

 

The Recommended Practices Committee of the International Society of Philosophical Engineers' Universal Law for Naive Engineers

 

Law #5: The most vital dimension on any plan drawing stands the most chance of being omitted.

Law #6: If only one bid can be secured on any project, the price will be unreasonable.

Law #7: If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent production units will malfunction.

Law #8: All delivery promises must be multiplied by a factor of 2.0.