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Dale_Rosema
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September 10, 2021
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2021-09-10 Friday Humor (..... they said, "What?!...."

  • September 10, 2021
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Have a terrific weekend. Enjoy the time recharging your batteries,,,

 

The Recommended Practices Committee of the International Society of Philosophical Engineers' Universal Law for Naive Engineers

 

Law #13: Salespeople's claims for performance should be multiplied by a factor of 0.25.

Law #14: Installation and Operating Instructions shipped with the device will be promptly discarded by the Receiving Department.

Law #15: Any device requiring service or adjustment will be the least accessible.

Law #16: Service conditions as given on specifications will be exceeded.

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    FunManAndy5-Regular Member
    5-Regular Member
    September 13, 2021

    Hah hah! Good one.

    As a PM I can firmly tell you that project managers really believe in this adjusted one:

    @Dale_Rosema wrote:

    Have a terrific weekend. Enjoy the time recharging your batteries,,,

     

    The Recommended Practices Committee of the International Society of Philosophical Engineers' Universal Law for Naive Engineers

     

    Law #13: Salespeople's claims for < insert name of Project/Solution/Application aspect here > should be multiplied by a factor of 0.25.

    😂😅😆🤣

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