2026-02-27 Friday Humor (You sold what....)

2nd false spring today - getting up to the 50's before it snows again this weekend.

The shelf ice (ice bergs) are at their peak, but not safe anymore:

https://spyglasscondos.com/live-stream/

Going to the home & garden show today - seeing what things I can add to my HoneyDo LIst.

HOW TO HUNT ELEPHANTS

Salespeople

don't hunt elephants but spend their time selling elephants they haven't caught,

for delivery two days before the season opens.

Software Salespeople

ship the first thing they catch and write up an invoice for an elephant.

Hardware Salespeople

catch rabbits, paint them gray and sell them as "desktop elephants."

(Done for now…)