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How nice! Recently, I got to spend PTC's one year anniversary celebration in Seaport (Boston Innovation District) with @Leigh aka the "Support Services" liaison of the Community Management Team.  Even though we aren't "co-located" we make a great team with @IgnacioFdB  and @PTCModerator .  It is certainly an added treat when we can get together in person!   Boston Mayor Marty Walsh also came to check out our new headquarters. He and CEO Jim Heppelmann shared the PTC stage for our employee weekly social on January 15th. It was a great week! #life@ptc    

Have a great weekend. Be blessed.   A uniform beam walks into a bar. The barman asks, “What would you like, good sir?” The beam replies…. “Ummm… just give me a moment.”     Cleint:                   “How do you estimate how long a project will take?” Engineer:             “I add the time needed for each activity, then multiply by pi.” Client:                   “Why multiply by pi?” Engineer:             “It explains why my estimates are always irrational.”

Have a great weekend. Create memories that will last a life time.   In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi. 

I hope your year is off to a goo start. Spend some time with the ones you love.   If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.   The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair. (Douglas Adams)  

May you have had a terrific 2019 and also have a blessed 2020.       A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Day off today. Enjoy.

So, this is my official last post before I enjoy a few vacation days with my family...my real family that is 🙂    Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays to my PTC Community Family!  I wish you  much prosperity and goodwill in 2020.  I know we will continue to work together to enhance our PTC Community experience! The Community Team would not be able to do it without YOU!.    And, lastly some #lifeatptc shots of the my PTC Digital Experience /Marketing Operations family.  I forgot to wear my goofy Christmas dress--but you know I have one.   We celebrated with pizza, dessert, and a Draw Names Gift Exchange!   Digital Experience/Marketing Operations Team Photo (Can you find your Community Manager?)     For the gift exchange, I drew Senior Marketing Technologies Manager- Caleb.  Caleb is very much an important part of the Community process! He is my "go to" for all my Community $$$ requests 🙂   I would like to think he was mo

Have a blessed Christmas. Enjoy time with the ones you love.    

Throw another long on the fire. Sit back and relax. Enjoy time with the ones you love.     With the Ark settled safely after the flood, Noah opens the doors and commands the animals, “Go forth and multiply!” All the animals depart the Ark, except for two snakes in the back. Noah proclaims again, “Go forth and multiply,” yet the snakes stay put. Perturbed, Noah finally asks them, “Why have you not followed my command?” The snakes flicker their tongues and answer, “We can’t multiply, Noah—we’re Adders.”

Have a terrific weekend. Spend time with the ones you love. Memories last a lifetime.   Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.   I don’t get the point of decimals. I’m more partial to fractions.

It's a joke, right??? I mean, they just missed April Fool's day... https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck

After taking my pooch for a 1 hour plus walk, I am taking a mini-break with her to watch the Macy's parade.  It was so cute, she actually seemed like she was very interested in watching "Astronaut Snoopy" float by. I know many of our friends "over the pond" are busy in their  normal Thursday routines, but here at PTC North America we are getting a day to reflect, celebrate, and feast with our families.    I was "baptized" into the world of CAD, PLM, IoT. and AR when I joined this community just over two years ago. I just absolutely love it!   You are all amazing, and the Community Management Team is thankful for every single Community Member!   Your contributions to the PTC Community are ever so valuable.  Please keep reading, posting, sharing, kudoing, and accepting solutions.  Your contributions are so appreciated!   I am not has funny as @Dale_Rosema but I couldn't resist.  Captured from some Facebook Meme, I thought this w

Count your blesssings, name them one by one, .....   Have a great Thanksgiving if you are in the US. If not, take a moment to think of all the blessings in your life.   Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?A: Goblet.   Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!   Q: What did sick people do on the Mayflower? A: They went to the dock!     “Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.”—Erma Bombeck

Next weeks is Thanksgiving in the States, so give thanks for all that you have been blessed with: Family, Jobs, Friendships....  (& Humor)   Q: Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?A: A poul-tree.   Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?A: The outside!   Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs?A: Because if they dropped them, they would break.   Q: What sound does a limping turkey make?A: Wobble, wobble!

Have a great weekend. (Happy opening day of deer season if you are from Michigan - Be safe)   Professionals at the staffing agency Robert Half International have seen a lot of peculiar résumés. Here are some favorite gaffes, followed by wisecracks from the pros:   Education: “I have a bachelorette degree in computers.” (The pajama party starts at 7 p.m.) Tools: “Human brain 1.0.” (We’ll wait for the upgrade.) References: “My landscaper.” (A reference who will give you two green thumbs up.) Date of Employment: “2002–9999.” (She’s earned her gold watch!) Experience: “Worked successfully on a team of one.” (I assume you all got along?)

So, here, at PTC, our new year started in October.  Your Community Manager has been in the center of numerous operational community activities and planning (and I managed to take some PTO days as well :). But, I did get a chance to enjoy some #lifeatptc ("fun stuff") at work too.     Here's a glimpse:   We celebrated Customer Experience Day on Oct. 1st!   CX Day Organizer @ecurtin   Motivational Speakers!     PTC Employee Cruise around Boston Harbor with my pal, David Lee, on October 8th!             First BRUG ( PTC/USER Boston Regional User Group) Meeting with @ScottMorris  and our Boston PTC/USERs at our on Corporate Experience Center  October 15th!      Costume Contest...."C is For  Cookie or Community on October 31st !!!         Digital Transformation (Change) Team  were the "Party Animals" at our Hallowee

Have blessed weekend. Enjoy time with the ones you love. Make some memories.   (On the phone) Me: I have a Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer that is defective. Customer Rep: Ma’am, we’ll need the exact name of the item. Do you have the box? Me: No, but it’s the Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer. Customer Rep: Ma’am, we’ll need the box so we can have the exact name of the product. Me: Hold on. I’ll run out to my garage and get the box. [Long pause … ] OK … [huff … puff] I have it. It says … Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer. Customer Rep: Thank you for that information, ma’am.     Engineer's Motto: If it isn't broken, take it apart and fix it.

Have a terrific weekend. Happy November!   A client walked into my design studio with a black-and-white flyer. Client: “Can you make a color copy?” Me: ”Do you have the original?” Client: ”No. Just this one.” Me: “Sorry, I can’t make color copies unless I have the original color version.” Client (confused): “Why can’t you just run it through the color copier?”   Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

Have a terrific weekend. (Only two months to Christmas!!)     Cops had no trouble tracking down a woman who allegedly shoplifted from a Toronto-area store. A few minutes earlier, she had interviewed for a job there and left her résumé.     Workers at the Carlsberg brewery in Denmark walked off the job after losing a prized perk: unlimited beer at work. They now have to settle for three beers at lunch. A worker told the Wall Street Journal that wasn’t enough: "I need a beer when I take a cigarette break."

Have a terrific weekend. Spend time with the ones you love.   Did you know: A pumpkin’s circumference divided by a pumpkin’s diameter = Pumpkin Pi     Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? He had no guts.

Have a terrific weekend......     Before leaving my assistant job for greener pastures, I was asked to reply to applicants hoping to replace me. "Very smart and intelligent," my boss had written on one of the applications. "Too good for this job."     How do you get human resources to remember you? Try pulling some of these actual interview stunts. -Balding applicant abruptly excused himself and returned a few minutes later wearing a hairpiece. -Applicant asked to see the reviewer’s résumé to see if the personnel executive was qualified to interview him. -Applicant phoned his therapist during the interview for advice on answering specific questions. -During the interview, an alarm clock went off in the applicant’s briefcase. He apologized and said he had to leave for another interview. -Applicant challenged the interviewer to arm-wrestle

Have a terrific weekend during this transition of seasons. ... oh and also hug the ones you love.   Everyone at the company I worked for dressed up for Halloween. One fellow’s costume stumped us. He simply wore slacks and a white T-shirt with a large 98.6 printed across the front in glitter. When someone finally asked what he was supposed to be, he replied, "I’m a temp."   and...   In honor of my brother’s retirement from the police force, my sister-in-law decided to throw a surprise party for him. Plans made in secrecy over a two-month period included catering and entertainment decisions as well as travel accommodations for over 100 friends and relatives from around the country.   At the party, my brother stood up to address his guests. As he looked around the room at everyone who had secretly gathered on his behalf, he shook his head and said, "After 25 years on the police force, I finally know why I never made detective."  

Have a terrific weekend!!   Some of my co-workers and I decided to remove the small, wooden suggestion box from our office because it had received so few entries. We stuck the box on top of a seven-foot-high metal storage cabinet and then promptly forgot about it. Months later, when the box was moved during remodeling, we found a single slip of paper inside. The suggestion read, "Lower the box!"

Have a terrific weekend. Hug the ones you love.   Classic math Get it   🙂     And for those who like Roman numerals.        

Have a terrific weekend....   A few math puns make me numb, but math puns make me number.   and...   The boss placed a sign directly over the sink in the men’s room at work. It had a single word on it: "Think!" The next day when the boss went to the men’s room, he saw another sign had been placed immediately above the soap dispenser. It read: "Thoap!"