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Noteworthy August 2021 PostsENGAGE= KUDO, REPLY, or SOLVE!   Below are the top engaging or most viewed PTC Community threads for August 2021! See if your community username made this list! Or, read more about a topic that interests you! 1. Mathcad: @SPRstructur started the discussion Error CalculatingThank you, @LucMeekes, @ttokoro, @terryhendicott, and @ChrisKaswer for participating in the conversation!   https://community.ptc.com/t5/PTC-Mathcad/Error-Calculating/m-p/743500   2. Mathcad: @SFares received an Accepted Solution from @LucMeekes for the post about Nonlinear Incremental/ Iterative solution Newton-Raphson Thank you, @StuartBruff, @VladimirN, @tokoro, and @Structures_401  for participating in the conversation!   https://community.ptc.com/t5/PTC-Mathcad/Nonlinear-Incremental-Iterative-solution-Newton-Raphson/m-p/745718   3. Mathcad: @ValeryOchkov post about the  New bilingual book on Mathcad  received top views in August. Be sure to chec

Long weekend for me. Have a great one. Be Blessed.   Redneck Professional Engineering Exam (continued….)   A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1 inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed? A man owns a house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's land? A 2-ton pulpwood truck is overloaded and proceeding down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of secondary roads, how many people will swerve to avoid the truck before it crashes at the bottom of the mountain? For extra credit, how many of the vehicles that swerved will have mufflers and uncracked windshields? A Coal Mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners p

I don't think we have to worry about AI anytime soon.  

What a beautiful start to the day - clear crisp skies with a wonderful sunrise. Enjoy the changing seasons (if you have them)!   Redneck Professional Engineering Exam 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 Lb. possum. 2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? A) 66 Ford Fairlane B) 69 Chevrolet Chevelle C) 64 Pontiac GTO 3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product? 4. A pulpwood cutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Pabst Blue Ribbons will be consumed in cutting the trees? 5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented its charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone layer?

Gotta love fall!  Going to be a beautiful day here. Enjoy time out in creation around you.     The Recommended Practices Committee of the International Society of Philosophical Engineers' Universal Law for Naive Engineers   Law #17: If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault. Law #18: Identical units which test in an identical fashion will not behave in an identical fashion in the field. Law #19: If, in engineering practice, a safety factor is sent through the service experience at an ultimate value, an ingenious idiot will promptly calculate a method to exceed said safety factor. Law #20: Warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice. Law #21: The rule for engineers: "Change the data to fit the curve."

Standing Desks Are AWESOME! 🪑⛔ It was around mid-2019 when I started to take standing desks more seriously than I ever had before. Prior to that I'd always dabbled a bit, but now it is very much part & parcel of work life. It's really helped with my back troubles and helps me maintain a focus by keeping my body constantly alert. It is definitely burning more calories (so i can eat more, LOL) and overall I just feel so much better for it.[the truth behind standing desks, as per Harvard's Research is that it's only slightly more...] Recently I lucked out with a online deal and found the most perfect desk to put into the home office (replacing the old make shift DIY version I used since the beginning of lockdown in 2020). But standing is not for everyone... Loving My New Set Up 💖👏 Not too big... not too small... just right. And with the perfectly sized fold away bar stool (2nd hand, dirt cheap, happy days!) it's absolute heaven. I personally believe that having a great environment

Hi, Everyone!   So your PTC Community Manager spent much of August on vacation.  I have been really guilty during my PTC tenure of letting my PTO (paid time off) "go" or roll over...and over.... I know by the nature of the work of our customers this may be your story as well!   Not a great excuse to have our monthly "Top Engagers" post slip, but maybe some of my vacation photos will help 🙂 In fact, I would welcome our July Top Engagers (or any community member for that matter) to share pictures of your summer vacation too?   The PTC Community Team appreciates your perseverance, dedication, and engagement on the PTC Community! Keep posting ...when you aren't on vacation of course (unless you want to 😀 ).  The PTC Community is always open!   @LucMeekes @S_Edgenear @Werner_E @Cornel @FredKohlhepp @ttokoro @TomU @XG_3080656  @prop_design @IvI107 @dtrunov @StephenW @Dale_Rosema @MartinHanak

Have a terrific weekend. Enjoy the time recharging your batteries,,,   The Recommended Practices Committee of the International Society of Philosophical Engineers' Universal Law for Naive Engineers   Law #13: Salespeople's claims for performance should be multiplied by a factor of 0.25. Law #14: Installation and Operating Instructions shipped with the device will be promptly discarded by the Receiving Department. Law #15: Any device requiring service or adjustment will be the least accessible. Law #16: Service conditions as given on specifications will be exceeded.

For those in the States, have a terrific long weekend. Be blessed. Be thankful for the labor that you are able to do.     The Recommended Practices Committee of the International Society of Philosophical Engineers' Universal Law for Naive Engineers   Law #9: Major changes in construction will always be requested after fabrication is nearly complete. Law #10: Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be. Law #11: Interchangeable parts won't. Law #12: Manufacturer's specifications of performance should be multiplied by a factor of 0.5.  

One Stack To Rule Them All.... or not! PTC is quite the classic organisation when it comes to project management tools & systems. It's a large corporation with many divisions and many preferences in way of working! That means that we end up with quite some variances in our stacks, and it is often at times confusing as well as mind boggling that companies can so easily end up looking like this: 😲🙈   In A Ideal World I am the kind of person that LOVES streamlined, simple & effective systems. Just one or two to get the job done and preferably with the whole company on them and working in the same (or similar) manner. Alas, we are humans and that's not how it works 😉 Just recently I was presenting a cool topic at Trello Events Gombe and it felt odd that I had to explain how we use both Atlassian and MS apps to get our work done. But you know what? it is what it is and it is what we MAKE it. So we get the job done, collaboratively, and no matter what! 🥇💚💪 &nbs

We're Halfway there! I woke this morning to major disappointment... instead of grabbing breakfast and sitting down to the latest & greatest Tokyo 2020 has to offer, I was grimly reminded that the Olympics ended over a week ago.  Bummer! But all is not lost, because on the 24th, the Paralympics commence. YES! More sport. Whoop Whoop. 🌈🥇👏 Allow yourself to dream... Whenever the Olympics come round I always find myself wondering what it would be like to be an Olympian. Walking out into the stadium during the opening ceremony. The excitement. The nerves. The weight of your country's expectations on your shoulders! And everytime I do there is one constant each and every four (five?) years... I watch almost every single minute of the ARCHERY... what!??? And that is most weird. Because, whilst I watch so much Athletics, Waterpolo and Rugby (my main youth sports!), it's the archery that gets my undivided attention, even though it has never been part of my life (apart form the

ENGAGE= KUDO, REPLY, or SOLVE!   1. Creo: Lively discussion started by @T_F  about Color To Holes. Thank you for contributing to the thread! @KenFarley @pausob @Patriot_1776 @MartinHanak @BenLoosli @S_Edgenear  https://community.ptc.com/t5/3D-Part-Assembly-Design/color-to-holes/m-p/738456#M120180   2. Creo:  @J_Sattler  asked for help with Problem with placing a UDF on a sketch as reference Thank you! @YaroslavSin and  @FV_01 for contributing to the conversation! https://community.ptc.com/t5/Customization/Problem-with-placing-a-UDF-on-a-sketch-as-reference/m-p/736691   3. Creo:  @Patriot_1776 is enjoying using Creo for his Fun and Practice: Rectangular Helical Spring   https://community.ptc.com/t5/3D-Part-Assembly-Design/For-fun-and-practice-Rectangular-helical-spring/m-p/736257   4. ThingWorx:  @TanmeyTWX  started a conversation about Advanced Grid: is Edit

Have a great weekend. Enjoy the upcoming change in seasons. Remember those first days (off to school) with those with younger kids.     The Recommended Practices Committee of the International Society of Philosophical Engineers' Universal Law for Naive Engineers   Law #5: The most vital dimension on any plan drawing stands the most chance of being omitted. Law #6: If only one bid can be secured on any project, the price will be unreasonable. Law #7: If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent production units will malfunction. Law #8: All delivery promises must be multiplied by a factor of 2.0.  

Have a great weekend. Spend time with the family (especially if they are headed back to school soon) & don't blink, they grow up quick.     The Recommended Practices Committee of the International Society of Philosophical Engineers' Universal Law for Naive Engineers Law #1: In any calculation, any error which can creep in will do so. Law #2: Any error in any calculation will be in the direction of most harm. Law #3: In any formula, constants (especially those obtained from engineering handbooks) are to be treated as variables. Law #4: The best approximation of service conditions in the laboratory will not begin to meet those conditions encountered in actual service.   …. to be continued

Have a great weekend. Be safe.   A New Element Discovered! A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named "Administratium." Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Administratium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay but instead undergoes reorganization. In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganizati

As we sail into another month, I wanted to be sure to recognize our Top Engagers for June!  I know you have been waiting!   We appreciate all your valuable contributions! Keep cruisin!   @LucMeekes  @ttokoro @Cornel @S_Edgenear @sully7 @Werner_E  @T_F @KenFarley  @tbraxton  @pshashipreetham @jwagh @StephenW @abhishekarya @MartinHanak @Qwtll @kdirth @CreoCarlos  @ScottMorris  @Dale_Rosema @mwa @ValeryOchkov @TomU    @AP_9587236       

Get outside. Meet the creator in His environment. Spend time with the one you love.                                                            Jar of Rocks A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. "Now," said the professor, "I wa

Have a blessed weekend. Hugs the ones you love. Enjoy spending time with them.     Mechanical Engineering 361 Test Problem #2 A cross-eyed woodpecker with a cork bill required 1/2 hour to peck 1/4 the way through a cypress log 53 years old. Shingles cost 79 cents per hundred and weigh 8 pounds apiece. The log being pecked upon is 34 feet long and weighs 46 pounds per foot. Assuming that the coefficient of friction between the woodpecker's bill and the cypress log is 0.097 and that there is negligible resistance to diffusion, how many units of Vitamin B will the woodpecker require in pecking out enough shingles for a $7,500 barn with detachable chicken house? The woodpecker has an efficiency of 97% and gets time and a half overtime.

ENGAGE - KUDO, REPLY, or SOLVE!   Below are the top engaging PTC Community threads for June!  See if your community username made this list! Or, read more about a topic that interests you!   Two older Creo posts received top views last month!   1. Creo: This post by @ptc-1647943  regarding How to show or draw center markreceived top views last month! Thank you @SkyKing @troesch  @DavidButz  @ptc-759514 @unknown  @ptc-5114571 @BrandonCroft  @ptc-4877655 @JWayman  @sdensberger  @TomD.inPDX  @Dale_Rosema  for contributing to this thread! https://community.ptc.com/t5/3D-Part-Assembly-Design/how-to-show-or-draw-center-mark/m-p/116910   2. Creo: The Centre of Gravity (CG) for parts, assemblies and drawings to be shown as icon? started by @Bhoopathy received top views last month! Thank you @pimm  @KenFarley  @BrianTaylor  @Shahbazk61 @ghkhk

Have a great weekend. Make time for the ones you love.     Jock vs. Nerd  (A little outdated, but still funny) The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?" Michael Jordan makes over $300,000 a game. With $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there. If he wanted to save up for a new Mercedes S-Class ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours. Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st. If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year. Amazing isn't it? However, if Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he'll still have less than Bill G

Have a great weekend. Enjoy time together. Moments slip away fast.   The World's First Profession   A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional. The doctor said, "It must have been a doctor. Who else could have helped with the world's first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to create Eve, the first woman?"   "No," said the rabbi. "It must have been a rabbi, since the Lord needed someone to help preach his message to Adam and the world."   "Wait," said the engineer. "The world was created in 6 days from nothing. Do you know what a master engineering feat that must have been to create the whole world into an organized civilized place from utter chaos?"   "And WHO created the chaos?" said the lawyer.

Today is National Embrace Your Geekness Day!! No matter what your fandom or what impassions you to creativity, cry it out loud and proud as we have our own HOLIDAY!  Geeks have always been known for their intelligence but are now known for their creativity, as well as for making this world a better place.  It is cool to be a nerd, and I am proud to be a knowledge nerd...don't ask me or you will he here for hours 😄   Fun Quote: "If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day. If you teach someone to program, you will frustrate them for life." - - Author Unknown   I hope you allow your inner geek to shine through and will engage your passion for learning and collecting new things.  Share your enthusiasm and pride about geeky hobbies and interests here...   #EmbraceYourGeeknessDay        

Today is National Simplicity Day!!   Placed on famous contemporary transcendentalist Henry David Thoreau’s birthday!  If alive today he would be a crisp 204 years old….eew.  Anyway, As Thoreau, himself said: “As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.” Today was meant to unshackle you from unmeaningful things with emphasis on the importance of directing your focus internally.  It is your day to reflect on what is most important to you.  Go ahead and give yourself permission to take your mental stock and start your purging and decluttering!!!   Fun Fact: # of items in the average American home = 300,000    So while you are inspired to think about a "less is more" lifestyle.... Leverage your Community Remember, Less Working Hard = More Working Smart   P.S. Get ready for tomorrow, Embrace Your Geekness Day

Gone for a few days. Be safe and enjoy the weekend.     If Restaurants Functioned like Microsoft Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. Patron: No, it's still there. Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using? Patron: A SOUP bowl!