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Dramatic weather swing here in West Michigan. Seventies yesterday (very unseasonably warm) to accumulative snow on Sunday. Throw another log on the fire this weekend and grab a cup of hot chocolate.   I asked a train engineer how many time he had derailed. He said, "I don't know, its hard to keep track."   I asked an engineer, "What's 2+2?" He replied, "4 ... No, 5 just to be safe."   I have a Polish friend who is an audio engineer and a Czech one too. Czech one too.

Welcome to November.... Beautiful in Michigan this past week mid sixties and sunny. I am looking forward to the snow soon. Don't forget to fall back on the clocks and may the house pass the bill to have Date Light Saving Time be permanent.   A telecoms engineer joins the army... On the shooting range the Sergeant shows him the distant target and tells him to fire six rounds, which he does. The Sarge walks all the way to the target and shouts back "You haven't hit it at all!" The telecoms guy puts his finger over the end of the barrel, pulls the trigger and blows his finger clean off and shouts back, "It's leaving here ok - the problem must be at your end!"

Have a great weekend. Get outside. Enjoy time in the creation around you looking at the handiwork and how it interreacts.     An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a philosopher are at a coffee house. The physicist says, "You know, engineering is just applied physics," and they all laughed. The mathematician says, "You know, physics is just applied math," and they all laughed again. Then the philosopher says, "Well, you know, math is just applied philosophy," and... The engineer says, "Shut up and make our coffee."

There was a little bit of sweeping around the house this past week...        

Enjoy this last day of September. Enjoy beautiful sunrises and sunsets. For those in the north, enjoy the changing of the colors. Have a terrific weekend and those traveling to the PTC conference - safe and effective travels....   An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible. The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it. The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it together until it fits around the flock. The mathematician thinks for a while, then builds a fence around himself and defines himself as being outside.

Sorry for splitting on you Friday, but I had a construction project. The great wall...       The second wall   The last man standing.....

Our first string humor guy hasn't posted today so in an attempt to get a laugh or 2...   When you are sitting down for dinner and you realize its just a salad...  

Our Boxer Zooey chased our 2 youngest kids. She took one leg bone from each. The kids were so scared they were trying to climb a tree...Imagine how hard it is to climb a tree with only one leg!!! In the end, we all had a good laugh and called a specialist (an archeologist!!) to re-attached with only a few gnaw marks!

Time for a fire in the wood stove tonight. It's getting to be that time of year. Beside when you're outside, it just smells so nice. Have a terrific weekend.     I hate it when engineering students call themselves engineers.I don't see medical students calling themselves doctors or history students calling themselves unemployed.

Have a great weekend. For those leaving the PTC conference - safe travels. Enjoying the onset of fall....     The pessimist sees a dark tunnel…. The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel…. The realist sees two lights at the end of the tunnel…. …and the engineer can see three idiots standing on the railroad tracks.

Went fishing this past weekend. Didn't catch enough fish for a fish fry until the last night were there (1 am fishing). However, we ate really well since we had a cook that was "to die for"! Second picture was about 3 hours before the fish started piling up!    

When is the PTC Conference in 2022.I looked at liveworx.com and did not see itBut I did see that PTC?User is hosting one in Oct 2022.So has PTC/User taken back the duty of hosting the conference from PTC then?

Have the day off tomorrow - need to split wood for the winter.     "Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction". --Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872   "The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon". --Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon- Extraordinary to Queen Victoria 1873.

Someone has to help lighten the mood. The wife and I work really hard to keep our teenagers healthy and most importantly for them to get all the CALCIUM  they need but all they want is the cookies we tried to put out of reach!      

Have a great weekend. Clean the garage. Mow the yard. Do something fun with  your family. Being out of the office tomorrow, I thought I'd share this today.    

Beautiful fall weekend kicking into gear. Spend some time outdoors and looks at the creation around you.     I've got a friend who is a structural engineer. He's always complaining about stress at work.  

  Have a terrific long weekend (for those in the states). I will miss our city's annual truck parade; a fun parade where businesses cleanup a truck or two and then there is about a 10 mile parade. Thankful for all the laborers that work to keep our cities, counties, states, nations and world going.        A doctor and an engineer loved the same girl. The doctor would give her a rose daily and engineer would give the girl an apple. The girl got confused and asked engineer, “There is a meaning of giving rose in love, but why are you giving apple?” The engineer answered: “Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

Happy National Dog Day!!   If you are still around this Friday afternoon,  showcase your canine friends!  Maple and I just got caught in a rainstorm (rain in which we desperately needed) but she is still a cutie with her wet dog fur (and smell) 🙂  Love her!   Share your pooch!

Have a terrific weekend. Someone is calling you..... are you listening.....?     You’ve all heard this one when answering questions about your profession, but probably in a serious tone … What does this have to do with trains?     Why are the XYZ Company engineers like mushrooms? Because for both of them, you keep them in the dark, feed them crap, and then can them.

We took a six month hiatus on highlighting Most Noteworthy Posts and Top Community Engagers of the month. We are now ready to resume with this PTC Community Monthly Stand Out post series.  Always check back here on the PTC Cooler to see the top community engagers and the top noteworthy posts of the month.   Top July 2022 Community Engagers:     @TomU @VladimirN @tbraxton @MartinHanak @LucMeekes @Werner_E @HelesicPetr   @pshashipreetham  @nmilleson @StephenW @Dale_Rosema @KK_10171856 @ttokoro @avillanueva @VeqTor @ValeryOchkov  @XQ_10003318 @BenLoosli @S_Edgenear @HD_10225728 @d_graham @ppal_255687 @SrikanthM @Marco_Tosin   @JS_9824412  @GregoryPERASSO    MOST NOTEWORTHY POSTS   Below are some of the top engaging or most viewed PTC Community topic threads for July 2022! 

Hard to believe that some kids start school again next week. Summer is winding down and fall in on the way. Have a campfire. Make a Smore. Snuggle a little closer to the ones you love and appreciate time together.     There once was a young engineer, who having worked for several years, decided that he and his family should have a weekend getaway place.   He searched the surrounding country and found a lovely spot with frontage on a small river. They built a cabin and began spending time there every chance they got. The kids loved it, and friends came for the quiet and fishing.   The engineer, however, wanted something unique for his cabin. He had been an award-winning pole vaulter in college. He therefore built a set of poles with a crosspiece, and a mulched run. He bought a new carbon fiber vaulting pole, new shoes, and was set.   He would set off down the run, plant his pole, soar over the crosspiece, and land in the river with a satisfying splash. What a gr

Have you ever spent so much time in mapkeys that you cannot figure out why in the world a mapkey all of a sudden it not doing what it is supposed to be doing only to realize several minutes later that the mapkey is working just fine and the problem is your running the wrong mapkey!!!   🙂

What a beautiful morning here in Michigan. Have a great weekend.     Once a DOCTOR and an ENGINEER entered a chocolate store... As they were busy looking around, doctor stole 3 chocolate bars...   As they left the store, doctor said to Engineer: "Man! I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You can't beat that"   Engineer replied: "You wanna see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing"   So, they went to the counter and Engineer said to the clerk: "Do you wanna see magic?" The clerk replied: "Yes!!!" Engineer said: "Give me one chocolate bar!" The clerk gave him one, and he ate it... He asked for the second, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too. The clerk asked: "But where's the magic?"   Engineer replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find them..!!!"

WOW! August! Hope you are getting enough fun in during the summer. Create memories.                                           Careers: Doctors make money from people’s pain. Ministers make money from people's fears. Lawyers make money from people's mistakes And…. Engineers make things just a little bit better.

Join us in Orlando, FL at the DoubleTree by Hilton in Orlando, Florida at Sea World on October 3-6, 2022 for insightful conversation with your peers and the PTC product management team. See the registration page for details. PTC/USER 2022