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Have a blessed weekend. Enjoy some time outside. Hug the ones you love.     Pilots and Engineers My brother-in-law, a pilot, related this incident between a fellow pilot and an engineer/mechanic at the airport. These two chaps were forever squabbling and trying to drive the other one nuts. The pilot once turned a plane into the shop with a complaint that read "Unfamiliar noise from engine." The next day, the plane was ready for him. The engineer's logbook entry read "Ran engine continuously for four hours. Noise now familiar."   Normal People vs. Engineers Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Noteworthy October 2021 Posts ENGAGE= KUDO, REPLY, or SOLVE!   Below are the top engaging or most viewed PTC Community threads for October  2021!  See if your community username made this list! Or, read more about a topic that interests you!    Mathcad:  @NS_10096872 received an Accepted Solution from @Werner_E  for the inquiry [Mathcad Prime 2.0]- Struggling to solve Newtonian differential equation of 2nd order Thank you, @LucMeekes  @Fred_Kohlhepp , and @AlanStevens  for also participating in the thread! https://community.ptc.com/t5/PTC-Mathcad/Mathcad-Prime-2-0-Struggeling-to-solve-newtonian-differential/m-p/755138   Mathcad:  @DS_10024912 asked How to Copy/Paste Equations from PTC Mathcad (ver. 7)into Word, Powerpoint, or similar? @ValeryOchkov   @VladimirN   @StuartBruff   @LucMeekes , and @DJF .  Thank you for sharing in the discussion! h

For those in the mid-west US or where ever you might be and if you going out hunting Bambi (deer season), enjoy time out in creation, watching all the critters. Be safe.   Nerd Season A truck driver hauling a tractor trailer filled with computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door reading, "Nerds Not Allowed -- Enter at Your Own Risk." He enters the bar and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs him, says he smells kind of nerdy, and asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver says he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender says okay, truck drivers are not nerds, and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks him why he did th

Have a fun and safe weekend. Happy All Saints Day on Monday.     When you child wants to be a transformer for Halloween and your parent is an engineer.    

Sharp NOT Scary!!   We love and appreciate September's Top Engagers!   @VladimirN  @StuartBruff @LucMeekes @TomU @ttokoro @Hidetaka @tbraxton @Telles @BenLoosli  @Dale_Rosema @AP_9587236 @LawrenceS @Werner_E @Chris3 @Fred_Kohlhepp @MartinHanak  @SurajPatil @KenFarley @StephenW @STEVEG @kdirth @Patriot_1776    How was the last weekend of October for you?   See first reply for pictures of our trip to Narnia and add your own!          

I live on the outskirts of Asheville, NC, on the US East coast. Regularly during the summer and fall, we receive the visit of black bears. They live in the surrounding mountains and freely roam around the neighborhoods, looking to see if there is anything interesting in our trash, or just hang out…  This one was doing just that as I was working on the porch… Thought I’d share with the Community!   (view in My Videos)

Have a great weekend. Text someone three things for which you are thankful for the next 30 days and see how much more grateful you become.     Salesman vs Engineer An enthusiastic but somewhat unscrupulous salesman was waiting to see the purchasing agent of an engineering firm. The salesman was there to submit his company's bid, or price quote, for a particular job. He couldn't help but notice, however, that a competitor's bid was on the purchasing agent's desk. Unfortunately, the actual figure was covered by a juice can. The temptation to see the amount quoted became too much, and the salesman reached over and lifted the can. His heart sank as he watched thousands of BB pellets pour from the bottomless can and scatter across the floor.

Below are the top engaging or most viewed PTC Community threads for September 2021!  See if your community username made this list! Or, read more about a topic that interests you!   1.  Mathcad:   @Mko started the Running Mathcad with Windows 11 post Thank you @o.svahn @VladimirN @ppal_255687    and  @MartinHanak  for contributing to the conversation!   https://community.ptc.com/t5/PTC-Mathcad/Running-Mathcad-with-Windows-11/m-p/748123   2.  Mathcad:   @jadornonunez asked about Reference Tables in Mathcad 7 and received helpful advice from @terryhendicott @VladimirN @LucMeekes @Fred_Kohlhepp , and StuartBruff ! Thank you everyone for your contributions!    https://community.ptc.com/t5/PTC-Mathcad/Reference-Tables-in-Mathcad-7/m-p/748537   3.  Mathcad:     @SS_9781956 received an Accepted Solution from @Werner_E   for the post Program

Have a great weekend. Enjoy some time outdoors. Be blessed.     Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.

  My company (Swisslog Healthcare)  is looking for a PLM Administrator.  Great place to work in Denver Colorado area.   Job is currently posted on Indeed or you could go to our corporate website, or email me.https://www.swisslog-healthcare.com/en-gb/careers/openings James    

  Enjoy the fall colors, the leaf raking, apple cider and time with the ones you love.     Sack of Gold One day, an engineer and a mathematician walk around and meet a very rich man who tells them that if they can get all the way over to it, they are allowed to take the sack, filled with gold, standing on the ground 20 m away. However, they are only allowed to take steps of a length of a maximum of half the remaining distance. The mathematician knows it isn't possible to get to the sack on these conditions, so he does nothing. Then the engineer walks half the distance, half again and then half again. Finally, when the sack is in arm's reach, he grabs the sack and walks back. "But...." says the mathematician, "...how...?" "Measurement insecurity!" says the engineer, ".... close enough!"

Apologies up front because I know this is the wrong forum.  Can anyone point me to another site/forum/etc that is used by Thingworx developers and/or application specialists where it is acceptable to post job opportunities?

Hello PTC Community!   This month we decided to leave the BEST...most important September PTCooler post for the very last day! This exquisite leaf is a symbol of the change of season and our official "new PTC Community year" begins tomorrow! Thank you to all our Top August Engagers!  We appreciate all your contributions to the PTC Community.   @AP_9587236 @LucMeekes @TomU @VladimirN @Patriot_1776 @ttokoro @StephenW @Raiko  @StuartBruff @Werner_E @ValeryOchkov @terryhendicott @DmitryTsarev @MartinHanak @jwagh @avillanueva @BenLoosli @Trebla @ScottMorris @Telles @SFares @Fred_Kohlhepp @SYNDAKIT @S_Edgenear @KenFarley @tbraxton @d_graham           

Noteworthy August 2021 PostsENGAGE= KUDO, REPLY, or SOLVE!   Below are the top engaging or most viewed PTC Community threads for August 2021! See if your community username made this list! Or, read more about a topic that interests you! 1. Mathcad: @SPRstructur started the discussion Error CalculatingThank you, @LucMeekes, @ttokoro, @terryhendicott, and @ChrisKaswer for participating in the conversation!   https://community.ptc.com/t5/PTC-Mathcad/Error-Calculating/m-p/743500   2. Mathcad: @SFares received an Accepted Solution from @LucMeekes for the post about Nonlinear Incremental/ Iterative solution Newton-Raphson Thank you, @StuartBruff, @VladimirN, @tokoro, and @Structures_401  for participating in the conversation!   https://community.ptc.com/t5/PTC-Mathcad/Nonlinear-Incremental-Iterative-solution-Newton-Raphson/m-p/745718   3. Mathcad: @ValeryOchkov post about the  New bilingual book on Mathcad  received top views in August. Be sure to chec

Long weekend for me. Have a great one. Be Blessed.   Redneck Professional Engineering Exam (continued….)   A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1 inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed? A man owns a house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's land? A 2-ton pulpwood truck is overloaded and proceeding down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of secondary roads, how many people will swerve to avoid the truck before it crashes at the bottom of the mountain? For extra credit, how many of the vehicles that swerved will have mufflers and uncracked windshields? A Coal Mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners p

I don't think we have to worry about AI anytime soon.  

What a beautiful start to the day - clear crisp skies with a wonderful sunrise. Enjoy the changing seasons (if you have them)!   Redneck Professional Engineering Exam 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 Lb. possum. 2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? A) 66 Ford Fairlane B) 69 Chevrolet Chevelle C) 64 Pontiac GTO 3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product? 4. A pulpwood cutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Pabst Blue Ribbons will be consumed in cutting the trees? 5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented its charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone layer?

Gotta love fall!  Going to be a beautiful day here. Enjoy time out in creation around you.     The Recommended Practices Committee of the International Society of Philosophical Engineers' Universal Law for Naive Engineers   Law #17: If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault. Law #18: Identical units which test in an identical fashion will not behave in an identical fashion in the field. Law #19: If, in engineering practice, a safety factor is sent through the service experience at an ultimate value, an ingenious idiot will promptly calculate a method to exceed said safety factor. Law #20: Warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice. Law #21: The rule for engineers: "Change the data to fit the curve."

Standing Desks Are AWESOME! 🪑⛔ It was around mid-2019 when I started to take standing desks more seriously than I ever had before. Prior to that I'd always dabbled a bit, but now it is very much part & parcel of work life. It's really helped with my back troubles and helps me maintain a focus by keeping my body constantly alert. It is definitely burning more calories (so i can eat more, LOL) and overall I just feel so much better for it.[the truth behind standing desks, as per Harvard's Research is that it's only slightly more...] Recently I lucked out with a online deal and found the most perfect desk to put into the home office (replacing the old make shift DIY version I used since the beginning of lockdown in 2020). But standing is not for everyone... Loving My New Set Up 💖👏 Not too big... not too small... just right. And with the perfectly sized fold away bar stool (2nd hand, dirt cheap, happy days!) it's absolute heaven. I personally believe that having a great environment

Hi, Everyone!   So your PTC Community Manager spent much of August on vacation.  I have been really guilty during my PTC tenure of letting my PTO (paid time off) "go" or roll over...and over.... I know by the nature of the work of our customers this may be your story as well!   Not a great excuse to have our monthly "Top Engagers" post slip, but maybe some of my vacation photos will help 🙂 In fact, I would welcome our July Top Engagers (or any community member for that matter) to share pictures of your summer vacation too?   The PTC Community Team appreciates your perseverance, dedication, and engagement on the PTC Community! Keep posting ...when you aren't on vacation of course (unless you want to 😀 ).  The PTC Community is always open!   @LucMeekes @S_Edgenear @Werner_E @Cornel @FredKohlhepp @ttokoro @TomU @XG_3080656  @prop_design @IvI107 @dtrunov @StephenW @Dale_Rosema @MartinHanak

Have a terrific weekend. Enjoy the time recharging your batteries,,,   The Recommended Practices Committee of the International Society of Philosophical Engineers' Universal Law for Naive Engineers   Law #13: Salespeople's claims for performance should be multiplied by a factor of 0.25. Law #14: Installation and Operating Instructions shipped with the device will be promptly discarded by the Receiving Department. Law #15: Any device requiring service or adjustment will be the least accessible. Law #16: Service conditions as given on specifications will be exceeded.

For those in the States, have a terrific long weekend. Be blessed. Be thankful for the labor that you are able to do.     The Recommended Practices Committee of the International Society of Philosophical Engineers' Universal Law for Naive Engineers   Law #9: Major changes in construction will always be requested after fabrication is nearly complete. Law #10: Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be. Law #11: Interchangeable parts won't. Law #12: Manufacturer's specifications of performance should be multiplied by a factor of 0.5.  

One Stack To Rule Them All.... or not! PTC is quite the classic organisation when it comes to project management tools & systems. It's a large corporation with many divisions and many preferences in way of working! That means that we end up with quite some variances in our stacks, and it is often at times confusing as well as mind boggling that companies can so easily end up looking like this: 😲🙈   In A Ideal World I am the kind of person that LOVES streamlined, simple & effective systems. Just one or two to get the job done and preferably with the whole company on them and working in the same (or similar) manner. Alas, we are humans and that's not how it works 😉 Just recently I was presenting a cool topic at Trello Events Gombe and it felt odd that I had to explain how we use both Atlassian and MS apps to get our work done. But you know what? it is what it is and it is what we MAKE it. So we get the job done, collaboratively, and no matter what! 🥇💚💪 &nbs

We're Halfway there! I woke this morning to major disappointment... instead of grabbing breakfast and sitting down to the latest & greatest Tokyo 2020 has to offer, I was grimly reminded that the Olympics ended over a week ago.  Bummer! But all is not lost, because on the 24th, the Paralympics commence. YES! More sport. Whoop Whoop. 🌈🥇👏 Allow yourself to dream... Whenever the Olympics come round I always find myself wondering what it would be like to be an Olympian. Walking out into the stadium during the opening ceremony. The excitement. The nerves. The weight of your country's expectations on your shoulders! And everytime I do there is one constant each and every four (five?) years... I watch almost every single minute of the ARCHERY... what!??? And that is most weird. Because, whilst I watch so much Athletics, Waterpolo and Rugby (my main youth sports!), it's the archery that gets my undivided attention, even though it has never been part of my life (apart form the